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Grocery Demotivational Poster


SHOPPING EXPERIENCE -




FURTHER PROOF - that you're never to old to be immature


TAGS: hammy grocery cart
Rating: 4.81/5

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CloudchaserS - February 17, 2012, 12:26 am
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act


Good News, Everyone! -




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STEAK AND ALE -


TAGS: beer meat grocery man meal
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:12 am
…..but n-o-o-o-o, turns out magnifying glasses can leave a mark. OK, I’ll work on the seat down principle, as long as I’m permitted to pee standing up…hey-y-y-y!.... did you just call me a ‘(con’t)’??.... that’s it, I’m peein’ off the back porch
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:11 am
Diamonds..worst investment ever. Shopped for a diamond pendant once. The teeny weeny delicate chain was bigger than the ‘stone’ on the one I could afford….looked like a piece of sand…..so I got her a magnifying glass too. Win win you’d think….
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 3:50 pm

Unless you do it with diamonds...
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 3:29 pm
s-o-o-o-o, marking my territory is out?
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:34 am

should return it to its normal position, AAANNND out of courtesy, love, and respect for others, should see to it that it is CLEAN.
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:31 am

...and your lovely and treasured lady leaves it down for ALL her visits, that means that for 75% of the time, the seat is in its right and proper position. Logic dictates that the individual who uses the contraption in a way that is outside the norm...
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 10:29 am

It's simple, really. They are called 'seats'. That means their natural and correct position is down. Their natural and correction CONDITION is clean and DRY. Considering that you leave the seat down for roughly 1/4 of all your visits...(con't)
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:48 am
But, I’ll continue to put the seat down….and put it up…and down…and up…….oh, and down
GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:47 am
Well, I’m just not catchin’ on. I mean, I’m pretty sure I can grasp the spring feature on a theater seat, and not just sit there a foot higher than everybody else.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:02 am

GAry, darling, ***bie, sweetie~~the seat left up is not a woman's problem. It's a man's problem. Just like leaving seat on the table in a restaurant is the restaurant's problem. Just like leaving seats up in the theater is the theater's problem.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:14 am
Fair ‘nough…now…’bout that lid problem of yours…….I can help. I have come up with a two-step (no fail) instruction program…with illustrations
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:23 am

good getting the female perspective....ouch.


Wonder Dawg -


TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L


GOOD NEWS -


TAGS: grocery sign humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:14 pm

'Damp' springs to mind.....GGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!~
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 6:37 am

well even Walmart has its standards


BONELESS BANANAS -


TAGS: grocery sign error humor
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:15 pm
Boneless Bananas ?
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 1:20 pm

I simply could not help myself~~~Thanks!
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 1:18 pm

If you've ever shopped there, at Piggly Wiggly's, you'd know that isn't the strangest sign they've ever posted. 5 bananas, with the bones left in


CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day assignment it shouldnt take 2 hours to grocery shop
Rating: 4.45/5

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Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:20 pm
Yea i am its ugly but i was rushing when i did it and didn't really care. I will probably change it when i get around to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:13 pm
Must have been an ugly mail man.....are you aware that there's an address in your .Gif Faceplant?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Amsome, everyone always said i looked like the mail man!


the dreaded shelf-facer -




MUPPET SQUASH - Brought To You By the Letter "M"




DOESN'T MATTER JIMMY -


TAGS: grocery store humor
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Current Resident - December 3, 2009, 9:37 pm
Ha! Doesn't Matter Jimmy. That's Funny! 5L
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:34 pm
Thanks db


Scales Tipped -




Prejudice -




Keen Observation -




New Drive-thru -


TAGS: grocery store drive thru
Rating: 4.89/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 1:05 pm
LOL x 5
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:34 pm
HAHAHAHA!! Tnx for starting my day of right, Demon! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!!


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